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Post by bishop746 on May 3, 2013 17:08:06 GMT -5
Ok, there is no way anyone could crack a joke about this screen cap.  |
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Post by Scary Gary on May 5, 2013 15:27:11 GMT -5
Is that the knife he uses to cut the 80's cheese?
I think I figured this out but I "cheated", so I will refrain from submitting an answer.
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bigmac
Revolting Revenant
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Post by bigmac on May 6, 2013 1:13:18 GMT -5
 1) Why no, that's not a knife in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you both. 2) Here's how to kill two birds with one knife,. 3) And now, watch me make this knife disappear..... INTO HER CHEST! 4) Why no, I don't have a mommy fixation. And stop calling me Norman. 5) A knife in the hand is worth two with a bush. 6) (singing) Wouldn't you give a hand to a friend? The knife in my hand is a friend,,, I don't think you will make it..... 7) (again, singing) Should I stab or should I go now.... 8) (and again, singing) I'm too sexy for this knife, too sexy for the knife, I'm too sexy for the KNNNNIFFFFFEEEEE.... 9) Oh ladies, don't worry. It's just morning steel. 10) (And once again, singing) I've got a newly sharpened dagger and you've got a chest to stab. I think we can get together serendipitously I've been stalking around a while, and you've got something I need Oh, I've got a newly sharpened dagger and that's the chest for me..... Give up? ;D |
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Post by bishop746 on May 6, 2013 15:01:31 GMT -5
 Did you just rhyme "Serendipitously" with "chest for me"? No Abe Lincoln jokes?
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Revolting Revenant
You mean the movie lied!?!?!?
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Post by bigmac on May 6, 2013 19:17:25 GMT -5
See what happens after I attend a Lovecraft horror film festival? After three days of panels, screenings and the like, I was still shaking off the insanity when I started writing those. And it just got weirder.....
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Post by bishop746 on May 7, 2013 17:31:40 GMT -5
lol, The Mad Arab of Portland scribbles insanity on the internet.
Something clued S.Gary off with the image and he searched high and low to figure it out. When someone gets it right, I'll be curious to find out what it was.
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bigmac
Revolting Revenant
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Post by bigmac on May 8, 2013 18:11:22 GMT -5
lol, The Mad Arab of Portland scribbles insanity on the internet. Something clued S.Gary off with the image and he searched high and low to figure it out. When someone gets it right, I'll be curious to find out what it was. Yes, boys and girls, that would be your brain on Cthulhu.... |
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Post by Scary Gary on May 10, 2013 18:28:48 GMT -5
Did you say "Abe Lincoln" or "Hey, Blinkin"?
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Post by bishop746 on May 13, 2013 19:15:22 GMT -5
Damn it, cracking jokes at films that should be taken serious!!! No more Mister Nice Guy.  It really looks like Steve Carrell has lost his shit and has begun dressing like a gun-toting ninja. |
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Post by Scary Gary on May 23, 2013 0:56:30 GMT -5
Is school out, yet? No, well welcome to my nightmare. When I'm eighteen, I'll be back behind the mask. Well, I need to go before I have too much poison running trough my veins. Besides, it is time to feed my Frankenstein - you know, my teenage Frankenstein. Oh, yeah. Who let the dogs out? Monster Dog, that is.
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Post by bishop746 on May 23, 2013 22:17:28 GMT -5
I love that you ended it with Who Let the Dogs Out.
Must have been a deep cut from one of his lesser known albums.
Good job, S.Gary!!
Big Mac? Really? S.Gary is dropping huge hints. You haven't seen Monster Dog?
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Revolting Revenant
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Post by bigmac on May 23, 2013 23:58:12 GMT -5
Nope. Is my horror geek card revoked now?  |
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